List Of Chapters and Selected Sections
The following is an outline of the chapters within the Blue Riders' Club. Included are a few examples of the names of sections and seduction tips within each chapter along with several excerpts. The book includes hundreds of dating techniques and tips with detailed explanations throughout its 270 pages. If you want to discover more about these and many other proven seduction techniques and have a good laugh while you learn, buy the book!
I. Laying Plans
The CCCP or 'Old Russian' trickGary Gazebo’s Shady Secrets: “Before leaving my house for a night on the town, I always make sure that the thermostat on my heater is pre-set to ‘full-blast’. This masterstroke of preparation means that whenever I bring a pussycat home she will be more likely to remove her jacket and other items of clothing, allowing for easier access to the tit and pussy precincts. I like to call this the old CCCP trick, or Climate Control Clothes Peeler, and if you’re ‘rushin’’, it works every time. By disrobing her by stealth you can quickly disarm her and win any cold war.”
II. Advancing into Battle
'The Clamp'
Czech stuntman and serial shagger Benny Ballsac walks you through the mechanics of this 'handy' way to get a girl to talk to you for hours without having to buy her drinks'The Bump'
Use this cunning Hollywood move to keep bumping into truckloads of pretty women. Take your pick between the effortless simplicity of the 'Reverse Bump' or the convoluted contrivance that is 'The Blindside Forward Bump'
III. TerrainThe 'Street Pick Up'
This opportunistic 'al fresco' method should be right up your alleyThe 'Hilton Pick Up'
An old-school secret revealed - thanks for the memories Paris!
IV. Strategy and TacticsBoyfriend Buster
Debunk the boyfriend by using these 3 magical lines to easily seduce unmarried girls in relationshipsTrump The Chump
A 'don't try this at home' maneuver that will provide you with the ultimate opening and allow you to 'steal' women from bumbling amateurs. If you like getting women handed to you on a silver platter, this one's for you!
Make Light Work
Always carry a cigarette lighter or box of matches with you in case a lady asks for a light. It is one of the oldest tricks in the book and is an easy way to endear yourself to a total stranger. Make sure the flame dial is set to low however, or else it will become a blowtorch and you may burn off her eyebrows. After you light her cigarette, try and keep her chatting for as long as possible to achieve a mini-victory under the ‘one smoke window’ theory. This rule of thumb suggests that if she is still in conversation with you by the time she finishes the cigarette it is likely that she is interested. Women may also ask you for a cigarette on occasion so it pays to carry around a spare pack even though you may not smoke.
Gary Gazebo’s Shady Secrets: “I carry a classic silver ‘Zippo’ lighter everywhere I go for situations where it may come in handy. In rain, hail, shine or wind it does the job and often gives me an angle with the ladies. Even though I’m not a smoker, I will assume the identity of a ‘Smokin’ Joe’ to give me a more favourable foothold in the burgeoning market for ‘smoked pussy’. Then, if I’m ever asked for a cigarette I always ask for a kiss in return, and pull the ‘cheeky kiss trick’ to facilitate a fair exchange."
V. Philosophies
Go For The Babe
A golden rule of seduction that will totally destroy your ability to pick up ugly womenG-String Theory - 'The Tuck'
Finally, a 'theory of everything' that pertains to women.
Strip club owner Sammy Slapperelli takes the veil off the enigmatic 'Peking G-string' and kindly reveals a hilarious technique that will either get you a slap in the head or a head in the sack.The Decoy
Use this simple psychological ploy to get women to approach you. You may need to start carrying a stick after learning this one.The 'Salsa' Factor
Resident master of relationship research Mr Ron Pepper shows you how to apply the 'reverse salsa slut reducer' to discover the truth about how many partners a potential pick -up has slept with.
VI. Psychology
Body Language - The 'Watcher'
Discover how your watch can get you a shag - timing is everything with this little gem.The 'Cup The Cheek' Trick
One for all you cheeky bastards that want to turn an acquaintance into a 3 times a day lover
VII. ManoeuvringThe 'Snip'
No, not that type, but a big-balled technique that will guarantee you entry into the best 'babe-infested' hospitality marquees on the planet
Getting past the Door Bitch - The 'Clipboard Routine'
Learn the easiest and sneakiest way of getting a 'rock -star' entrance into any nightclub anywhere in the world
VIII. Seven SituationsDealing with grass cutters
Discover the secrets that will help you dispose of those annoying cock-blockers foreverThe Perve - The 'Cleavage Hunter' and The 'Lean Machine'
2 'never before seen' techniques revealed by strip-club industry insiders. Nothing gets past these 'eyes at the back of their heads' pervemeistersThe 'Invisible Pussy' routine
Johnny provides step by step tutelage for this ultimate ice-breaking technique that is guaranteed to throw even the toughest ball-breakers for a loop and have them rolling on the floor in laughter
The 'Kiss Bet'
A 'candy from a baby' technique that will get you kisses from total stranger babes.
The First date:The flat-mate ambush
Jimmy Jacuzzi Talks Tactics: “Watch out for the ‘flat-mate ambush’. This is when the girl plans for the flat-mate to hang around like a bad smell in order to find out if you are an axe-murdering rapist. Be friendly and make them think she is in safe hands. Talk exclusively with the flat-mate to ‘irritate your date’ and she will soon usher them out to re-claim the spotlight. Turn the tables with this tactical response to dispose of these lingerers early or they will upset your well-laid shagging plans.”
IX. Analogies of Battle
Cementing The Shag
One for all the tradesman and blue collar shaggers - a few tricks of the trade are revealed in this classic seduction scenario
X. The Spoils of VictoryThe ‘Freshly-Shucked Oyster
The 'Head bob'
The 'Butter face'
The 'Hacksaw'
The 'Muff Bandit'
- all great techniques that will provide hours of fun for all participantsShagger's Levels - Professor of Pussyology
See if you qualify for this level - you might be surprised how hard it is to attain this esteemed moniker. Find out where you sit in the shagger's food chain.Grass Cutters rating - International Harvester"
Have you got your grass - cutters licence? Take the test to see if you make the cut
XII. Battle AssessmentThe Shagger's Quotient :
SQ = (b x d) - gIf Einstein was a dirty shagger this is the formula he would have come up with 'for the boys' instead of e = mc2
XIII. Field IntelligenceNipple Rating System
Find out how the best nightclubs in the world compare with this patented 'best of 5 nipples' ranking system
Paradise Beach - Mykonos
Babe rating: Supermodel
Grass cutters rating: International harvester
Best technique: ‘Dance’ pick up
Strike rate: Of every 100 guys, 30 will end up with a babe facing their balls.This place epitomes Mykonos; beautiful blue skies, chilled house music drifting across the beach, and suntanned babes in bikinis parading by while you sip on your ice-cold beer. It’s classic stuff, and life doesn't get much better.
Types of babes:
Types of babes:Some of the most beautiful women in the world come here, and they bring with them the smallest bikinis and g-strings you will ever see, and make token attempts at covering peachy arses and huge tits with them. It is like an unofficial fashion parade, with the sand being the catwalk and the girls putting on the ‘love me-do’ faces as the tunes set the rhythm of their walk. It is absolutely classic stuff, and simple-minded males can spend 4 or 5 hours just watching the girls go by. It is the traditional sport of Mykonos, and there are plenty of champions.
This place is a bona-fide daytime nightclub. After 4.00 pm the place absolutely goes off as the music volume sneaks up and sexy women hop on to the bar to catch the rhythm. Before long there are hundreds of sweaty, half-naked people going nuts to the best dance music on the planet. There is beer sprayed on bronzed bodies and endless bottles of water poured all over women’s breasts. It smells like a mix of sunscreen and freshly lit cigarettes, and one thing that is most noticeable is that everybody is smiling and happiness abounds. The atmosphere is wet with youth and it is great to be alive and dancing while the sun goes down. When this place peaks between 6.00 and 7.00 there is probably no other setting in the world that is so electric. It is a truly intoxicating experience and cannot be fully appreciated until you have been there and sucked it in yourself.
Points of interest
Get up on the bar and dance. Get some alcohol into you and join the ultimate daytime party where it’s always ‘beer o’clock’. It is the easiest way to meet women and most partygoers are single and out for a good time. Be a kamikaze pilot and hit on girls all over the place, as it is set up perfectly for this type of sleazy behaviour. Crashing and burning here is part of the fun and will be applauded by your drunken mates.
Rating: 4 nipples
Super Paradise Beach - MykonosTiger Tiger - London
XIV. War Stories
The birth of 'The Hacksaw'
"I think, therefore I shag" - Jimmy Jacuzzi
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