List Of Chapters and Selected Sections
The following is an
outline of the chapters within the Blue Riders' Club. Included are a few
examples of the names of sections and seduction tips within each chapter
along with several excerpts. The book includes hundreds of dating techniques
and tips with detailed explanations throughout its 270 pages. If you want to
discover more about these and
many other proven seduction techniques and have a good laugh while you
learn, buy the book!
I. Laying Plans
The CCCP or 'Old
Gary Gazebo’s Shady Secrets:
“Before leaving my house for a night on the
town, I always make sure that the thermostat on my heater is pre-set to
‘full-blast’. This masterstroke of preparation means that whenever I bring a pussycat home she will be more likely to remove her jacket and other items
of clothing, allowing for easier access to the tit and pussy precincts. I
like to call this the old CCCP trick, or Climate Control Clothes Peeler, and
if you’re ‘rushin’, it works every time. By disrobing her by stealth you
can quickly disarm her and win any cold war.”
II. Advancing into Battle
Czech stuntman and serial shagger Benny Ballsac walks you through the
mechanics of this 'handy' way to get a girl to talk to you for hours
without having to buy her drinks
Use this cunning Hollywood move to keep bumping into truckloads of
pretty women. Take your pick between the effortless simplicity of the
'Reverse Bump' or the convoluted contrivance that is 'The
Blindside Forward Bump'
'Street Pick Up'
This opportunistic 'al fresco' method should be right up your alley
'Hilton Pick Up'
An old-school secret revealed - thanks for the memories Paris!
IV. Strategy and Tactics
Debunk the boyfriend by using these 3 magical lines to easily seduce
unmarried girls in relationships
A 'don't try this at home' maneuver that will provide you with the
ultimate opening and allow you to 'steal' women from bumbling
amateurs. If you like getting women handed to you on a silver
platter, this one's for you!
carry a cigarette lighter or box of matches with you in case a lady
asks for a light. It is one of the oldest tricks in the book and is
an easy way to endear yourself to a total stranger. Make sure the
flame dial is set to low however, or else it will become a blowtorch
and you may burn off her eyebrows. After you light her cigarette,
try and keep her chatting for as long as possible to achieve a
mini-victory under the ‘one smoke window’ theory. This rule of thumb
suggests that if she is still in conversation with you by the time
she finishes the cigarette it is likely that she is interested.
Women may also ask you for a cigarette on occasion so it pays to
carry around a spare pack even though you may not smoke.
Gazebo’s Shady Secrets:
“I carry a classic silver ‘Zippo’ lighter
everywhere I go for situations where it may come in handy. In rain,
hail, shine or wind it does the job and often gives me an angle with the
ladies. Even though I’m not a smoker, I will assume the identity of
a ‘Smokin’ Joe’ to give me a more favourable foothold in the
burgeoning market for ‘smoked pussy’. Then, if I’m ever asked for a
cigarette I always ask for a kiss in return, and pull the ‘cheeky
kiss trick’ to facilitate a fair exchange."
A golden rule of seduction that will totally destroy your ability to
pick up ugly women
Theory - 'The Tuck'
Finally, a 'theory of everything' that pertains to women.
Strip club owner Sammy Slapperelli takes the veil off the enigmatic
'Peking G-string' and kindly reveals a hilarious technique that will
either get you a slap in the head or a head in the sack.
Use this simple psychological ploy to get women to approach you. You
may need to start carrying a stick after learning this one.
Resident master of relationship research Mr Ron Pepper shows you how to apply
the 'reverse salsa slut reducer' to discover the truth about how many
partners a potential pick -up has slept with.
Language - The 'Watcher'
Discover how your watch can get you a shag - timing is everything with
this little gem.
The Cheek' Trick
One for all you cheeky bastards that want to turn an acquaintance into a
3 times a day lover
No, not that type, but a big-balled technique that will guarantee you entry
into the best 'babe-infested' hospitality marquees on the planet
Getting past the Door Bitch
- The 'Clipboard Routine'
Learn the easiest and sneakiest way of getting a 'rock -star' entrance into
any nightclub anywhere in the world
VIII. Seven Situations
with grass cutters
Discover the secrets that will help you dispose of those annoying
Perve - The 'Cleavage Hunter' and The 'Lean Machine'
2 'never before seen' techniques revealed by strip-club industry
insiders. Nothing gets past these 'eyes at the back of their heads'
'Invisible Pussy' routine
Johnny provides step by step tutelage for this ultimate ice-breaking
technique that is guaranteed to throw even the toughest ball-breakers
for a loop and have them rolling on the floor in laughter
A 'candy from a baby' technique that will get you kisses from total
The First date:The flat-mate ambush
Jimmy Jacuzzi Talks
out for the ‘flat-mate ambush’. This is when the girl plans for the
flat-mate to hang around like a bad smell in order to find out if
you are an axe-murdering rapist. Be friendly and make them think she
is in safe hands. Talk exclusively with the flat-mate to ‘irritate
your date’ and she will soon usher them out to re-claim the
spotlight. Turn the tables with this tactical response to dispose of
these lingerers early or they will upset your well-laid shagging
IX. Analogies of Battle
Cementing The Shag
One for all the tradesman and blue collar shaggers - a few tricks of the
trade are revealed in this classic seduction scenario
X. The Spoils of Victory
The 'Head bob'
The 'Butter face'
all great techniques that will provide hours of fun for all
Shagger's Levels - Professor of
See if you qualify for this level - you might be surprised how hard it is to
attain this esteemed moniker. Find out where you sit in the shagger's food
Cutters rating - International Harvester"
Have you got your grass
- cutters licence? Take the test to see if you make the cut
XII. Battle Assessment
The Shagger's Quotient :
SQ = (b x d) - g
If Einstein was a dirty shagger this is the formula he would have come up
with 'for the boys' instead of e = mc2
XIII. Field Intelligence
Nipple Rating System
Find out how the best nightclubs in the world compare with this patented
'best of 5 nipples' ranking system
Paradise Beach - Mykonos
Babe rating: Supermodel
Grass cutters rating: International harvester
Best technique: ‘Dance’ pick up
Strike rate: Of every 100 guys, 30 will end up with a babe facing their
This place epitomes
Mykonos; beautiful blue skies, chilled house music drifting across
the beach, and suntanned babes in bikinis parading by while you sip
on your ice-cold beer. It’s classic stuff, and life doesn't get much
Types of babes:
Types of babes:
Some of the most beautiful women in the world
come here, and they bring with them the smallest bikinis and
g-strings you will ever see, and make token attempts at covering
peachy arses and huge tits with them. It is like
an unofficial fashion parade, with the sand being the catwalk and
the girls putting on the ‘love me-do’ faces as the tunes set the
rhythm of their walk. It is absolutely classic stuff, and
simple-minded males can spend 4 or 5 hours just watching the girls
go by. It is the traditional sport of Mykonos, and there are plenty
This place is a bona-fide daytime nightclub. After 4.00 pm the place
absolutely goes off as the music volume sneaks up and sexy women hop
on to the bar to catch the rhythm. Before long there are hundreds of
sweaty, half-naked people going nuts to the best dance music on the
planet. There is beer sprayed on bronzed bodies and endless bottles
of water poured all over women’s breasts. It smells like a mix of
sunscreen and freshly lit cigarettes, and one thing that is most
noticeable is that everybody is smiling and happiness abounds. The
atmosphere is wet with youth and it is great to be alive and dancing
the sun goes down. When this place peaks between 6.00 and 7.00 there
is probably no other setting in the world that is so electric. It is
a truly intoxicating experience and cannot be fully appreciated
until you have been there and sucked it in yourself.
Points of interest
Get up on the bar and
dance. Get some alcohol into you and join the ultimate daytime party
where it’s always ‘beer o’clock’. It is the easiest way to meet
women and most partygoers are single and out for a good time. Be a
kamikaze pilot and hit on girls all over the place, as it is set up
perfectly for this type of sleazy behaviour. Crashing and burning
here is part of the fun and will be applauded by your drunken mates.
Rating: 4 nipples
Super Paradise Beach - Mykonos
Tiger Tiger - London
XIV. War Stories
The birth of 'The Hacksaw'
"I think, therefore I
- Jimmy Jacuzzi
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